None of us really go on facebook anymore, we use Whatsapp to communicate, Instagram for our photos and only go on facebook for news or stalking someone, because they have to use their real names. If you haven't been on facebook recently, you should maybe try it again because some stuff that gets posted is actually worth the read.
Wal Mart is a magical place. Not magical in a good way but you may see a couple of trolls and orks while you're there. I wouldn't say that the clichés about Americans are true but if you want to prove they're false, never go to Wal Mart. Let me know if you've ever seen one of those people.
Bill Gates once said 'I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way.' That's my motto and no I'm not lazy, I just like to be comfortable and don't unnecessarily move my precious body. Take a look at our tutorial 'How to be lazy'